An Object At Rest Cannot Be Stopped

"AN OBJECT AT REST CANNOT BE STOPPED!" The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight

Is it me, or all we all getting a little whacked in the head out there? We get a couple of dumb asses from out of town who come in, whack a Malkavian Elder, and everyone just kind'a let's it happen.

Then we get some new upstart Brujah, who decide they want to gather up a "Werewolf hunting party" and go kick some ass, without knowing what they're dealing with, and it isn't until Me and Reggie go up and tell them how stupid they are, that they back off and forget the idea.

WAKE UP CALL KIDS!!!

I hate to tell you all this, but we have other problems to deal with rather than trying to start some more shit with people who are happy at this point to leave us the hell alone!!

DID WE ALL FORGET ABOUT THE FBI?? HOWABOUT THE VAMPIRE-HUNTERS?!? FOR THAT MATTER, THE GODDAMN JYHAD!!! DID I MENTION THE SABBAT!! NO? WELLLLL, LET'S GET INTO THAT THEN SHALL WE??

Some of you have probably heard that Gaily attacked me, others think that I attacked Gailey, while still others have no fucking clue! Alrighty, here's the story:

We've got a MAJOR Sabbat problem in this towm, and if not for Steven (whom you all claimed to despise, but were more than happy to lick his boot when he presented you his foot in which to kick you all in the head!), this pissy little town would already be overrun with Sabbat, and we would all either be dead, or assimilated into their midst of mayhem and depravity!

Some of you know who the Sabbat are in this town, and some of you are helping them. I won't mention any names, but I have my suspicions and rest assured, if _I_ discover you are either a) one of them, or b) a sympathizer, I will hunt you down and destroy you myself.

When I first came to this city 3 years ago, the Sabbat problem was minor, and a big supernatural motha was the problem.. Yeah, we kicked it's ass, but not with a whole lot of help from any of you!! "It's a Tremere thing..", yeah, I'll show YOU my thing you bunch'a spineless pricks!!

You want the Elders of Tucson to take care of all your problems do that you can go on with you petty little plans, and complacent little unlives.. WELL I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!! THIS TOWN IS ONLY GONNA BE FIXED IF EVRYONE GETS UP OFF THEIR ASSES AND STARTS DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!

All I gotta say it this: You dumbshits better get up off the bench and get in the gaddamn game, or by the next gathering, there's gonna be HELL to pay!!

J. Constantine

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