The Conspiracy and the Damage Done

So here we are. X-Day. Right around the corner. And what are you idiots doing about it? Nothing. Not a damn thing. Kicking around in your silly little city, trying to decide who should be Prince. Who cares. Is it really going to matter who's Prince of Tucson if the Xists decide there's not enough slack, and blow up the WHOLE GODDAMN PLANET?! Yeah, that'll look really good on your afterlife resume', "local leader of a secret society of dead people in a tiny little town on a medium sized planet that got blown up because there were so many pink-assed conspiracy dupes (like me) on it". Like a good friend of mine said: "asshole is an orifice, not a lifestyle".

While we're on the subject of local politics, what's up with yours? You got a Ventrue Prince that dresses like Garth Brooks and is named after a US president who's only claim to fame is that he was the first waffler to occupy the oval office. Fantastic.

And now you've got Max and a couple of his friends declare martial law. Now Max is a good friend of mine, and i truly enjoyed co-conspiring with him a few years ago (don't worry Max, their memory is too short to figure out what the hell I'm talking about, your secret is safe- even when revealed for all to see); but if you people are looking for justice and liberty and all those fuzzy concepts, you're looking to the wrong people.

And what dumb-assed Ventrue let Barry Goldwater die?! And don't give me the same "it's all a cover" BS story the Toreador gave me when Frank died. You bozos should have gotten to Barry 10 years ago, before the senility started kicking in. Of course I know the reason you let him go. He's more competent than any Ventrue within a thousand miles of AZ, and within six months he'd have run the freakin' Clan. And your pathetic asses would be out of a job.

Now here's another piece of shit pissing me off. What's this I hear the Tucson isn't a Camarilla city. Harold and I (well, mostly Harold, but it was my idea) worked really hard to get Tucson in the Camarilla INSPITE of the Camarilla. And now you idiots are letting them say it ain't so. what the fuck. Stand up for your right to be oppressed. Demand they recognize you as a Camarilla city. Hell you even have a Prince and Primogen and all that stupid crap, that's more than you had what Harold and I got you signed on.

Well, that's all I feel like screaming at you idiots about now. You'll get the rest in person. Bring the KY, you'll need it.


	"And could you stand the torture
	 and could you stand the pain
	 could you put your faith in slack
	 when you're burning in the flames
	 I said yes."
			"Saint of Me" ~ Jagger, Richards


							- Fritz Jager

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Jason Corley -- corleyj@chronic.lpl.arizona.edu