THE BOTTOM LINE Well, well, well. Ding dong the prince is gone. Looks like he did some things he shouldn't have done. I really wish I could have been there to see it. The word is Devin (or whatever he's callin' himself these days) let a couple of cats outta the bag and ol' Crammer ran like hell. Well, that's just fine. We don't need his scared ass no way. Now I also hear that before he showed how brave he is, he gave up his rights as prince. Signed a little paper and everything. The way it's gonna be from now on is your primogen is your prince. they're gonna get together once a month or more to discuss what's goin' on in the city and fix things if need be. Now I could go on about it, but I won't. 'Cause Connie is supposed to be explaining the whole thing in this cute little newspaper. "So Jon, why are you even writing anything this month? You weren't even at the meeting." Well, shut the hell up and keep reading and I'll get to the damned point.As you all know, Crammer was not only prince, he was also acting as Keeper of Elysium. Well you can't really call it acting cause he wasn't doing shit. Anyway, that is no more. I have been appointed as the new Keeper of Elysium. And my first order of business is to change the name. See, I don't plan on keeping any Elysium. I plan on enforcing it. So from now on my official title is "Enforcer of Elysium". Now all the super primogen are telling me that I have to have a damned security team. As I said last month I don't need nobody, I can take care of myself. But they say that I have no choice in the matter and if I want this job then I better learn to get along w/ people and create a team. Well, I guess I'd better do it. They didn't tell me how long I could take to pick people so you can bet your ass I'm gonna take my time doin' it. If you think you got what it takes to whip a little ass then feel free to come talk to me.Otherwise stay the hell outta my way. Now I also have heard that there are a few of you out there who are obviously illiterate. I say that because last month I warned you all not to talk about that damned monkey, and apparently some of you are still talking about it. You must be illiterate because you can't be stupid enough to mention it. So, I'll say it one last time just in case you missed it. IF I HEAR THE WORD MONKEY, THE PERSON THAT SAYS IT IS GONNA GET A KEG OF WHOOP-ASS OPENED UP ON 'EM IN A HEARTBEAT!

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE.

                                Jon Austin 3:16

"Most regular people would say,
It's hard,
But every street-wise son of a bitch knows,
Don't fuck with this!"

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